Dear Five Reader,

We'd like some input from you.

Five literally travels the world and we'd like to know who finds us. We know it's a lot to ask but if you would be so good as to fill out this survey, not only will you be helping our marketers, you will also (more importantly) be contributing to your own entertainment.

And, we do NOT ever sell, rent, or lease any information we collect to anyone even if really mean people threaten us or some multinational corporation offers us large amounts of cash. It's simple - your information will NOT ever be released. In this case we won't even ask your name. A few minutes of your time will help our wonderfully creative contributors and designers make future issues even better.

Thank you!